Two-Bit Betty Axe
While so much wild speculation and craftsmanship have gone into producing the most appropriate tools to survive a doomsday eventuality, the Two-Bit Betty goes an extra mile to ensure we actually make it to the Apocalypse in one piece.
This 23” axe draws inspiration for its name from the double-edged aspect that makes it a most versatile tool for any forward-thinking handyman.
It weighs about 3.7lbs, boasts a 9” wide head and 5” long edge and is thus able to penetrate any surface with great ease. It is made up of the highest quality abrasion-proof, fine-grain steel alloy known in the forging industry as 6150 steel.
This makes it highly tensile and tough enough to survive any kind of exposure without the slightest scratch.
So whether you are gearing up for an invasion by flesh-eating zombie or simply wish to stock up on the most durable tree felling device for your handyman collection, the Two-Bit Betty is the ideal masterpiece for you.