Neighbors Have Better Stuff DoorMat
Your guests will be amused with this humorous ” Neighbors Have Better Stuff DoorMat ” a good quality and practical doormat with a touch of humor, for those people who are always trying to “keep up with the joneses” neighbors.
Perhaps Your neighbours do actually have better stuff!
Then there’s not too much you can do apart from actually buying better stuff yourself, at least this humourous doormat will let any potential burglars that are entertaining the thought of burglarizing your home to perhaps try the neighbours first.
Makes a nice housewarming gift or better yet why not get the Neighbors Have Better Stuff DoorMat as a gift for those new neighbours?