50 Of The Funniest Doormats To Welcome Your Guests!
However, we as a society, often forget about doormats and usually settle for plain and boring ones. You know, those that you see on sale in a supermarket. But that’s not how you ought to live your life.
Doormats can be astonishingly hilarious, with cool puns and funny quotes. They can make you smile every time you go in and out of your home.
Funny Doormats and Welcome Mats:
They also have the power to surprise your visitors or get them in a better mood before entering. This list has them all. So strap in and enjoy.
#1 The Neighbours Have Better Stuff Doormat
To prevent your house from getting robbed you could invest money in securing your place, sure. Or you could just buy this doormat and hope that the burglar’s gaze will stumble upon it. That will be the perfect payoff for all the cups of sugar your neighbors have borrowed. Find It Here.
#2 Drama Free Zone Doormat
The funniest doormats are usually also the most relatable ones. Take this one for example. It might not render your household drama-free, but hey, at least you’ll get a wistful smile on your face every time you enter your home. Find It Here.
#3 Shut The Front Door
If you’re on a search quest for some low-key rude floormats, then welcome. This one showcases a bit of a play on a famous (and sometimes very justified) profanity. Don’t know which one is it? Here’s a hint: it rhymes with “pat the duck cup”. Find It Here.
#4 Every Day Is Hump Day Doormat
Pets are the constant source of joy. But if you find your dog’s sexual frustration endearing doesn’t mean that your guests will share your sentiment. It’s only logical to warn them in advance. Plus, with this doormat, you won’t have to invest in the “beware of the dog” sign. No one will dare to disturb a pup with so much pent up frustration. Find It Here.
#5 French Bulldog Doormat
Cute doormats are also the ones that feature cute dogs, that’s a given. This one, for example, shows the unmistakable profile of a french bulldog that just happens to be stretching. Maybe it has taken up yoga recently? You never know what your dog would be up to, so we wouldn’t be surprised. Find It Here.
#6 Keys Phone Wallet Reminder Doormat
This is one of those funny doormats that you ought to have if you constantly struggle with your forgetful nature. Especially if you usually feel like a zombie but still want to appear like a functional human being when you leave the house. This doormat will remind you of the essentials necessary for that. Find It Here.
#7 Custom Personalised Doormats
The original purpose of a doormat (apart from keeping the shoes of the incomers clean) is welcoming people into your home. This one will not only do that but will also introduce your family to the guests. Now your guests won’t be able to use the excuse “I couldn’t find your house” the next time the bail on you. Just read the doormat. Additionally, these personalized doormats would make the perfect anniversary gift to Find It Here.
#8 Come Back When You Have Tacos And Booze
Seize the day. Take what you want. Apparently, those are the words to live by in our competitive world nowadays. So if you want some tacos and booze you should go for it! Or at least let one of these funny doormats send a message to the outside world about your wishes. Find It Here.
#9 Gangsta’s Paradise
For all the fans of the 90s rap comes this doormat. If you’re on the other hand are Weird Al fan, then this doormat comes close enough to the Amish Paradise as well. This doormat is so cool that even if you’d get it as a housewarming gift you’d be reluctant to part with it. Find It Here.
#10 Coffee / Champagne Doormat
For some reason, we consider the funniest doormats to be the reminder ones. It says a lot about your personality when even your doormat gives you a hint that the first thing you need after leaving the house is coffee. It says even more when it subtly suggests you treat yourself to a glass of champagne when you come back. Well, it’s happy hour somewhere. Find It Here.
#11 Husband Is Shady Dog Is Cool Doormat
You’d think that having a dog would require a “beware of the dog” sign. Well, this hilarious doormat sends this notion into the bin.Instead, it paints a colorful picture to any visitor: both husband and wife lurking in the shadows and a dog sitting casually in sunglasses sipping on a beer. Find It Here.
#12 Shoes Off B*tches Doormat
Rude doormats are the best. Especially if you are a reclusive, grumpy introvert with passive aggressive tendencies.
The swirly cute font used with the phrase only amplifies the hilarity of the whole saying. Find It Here.
#13 Drop It Like It Hot Doormat
Got a tendency to order too many things online? The least you can do is make the delivery guy smile with one of the funniest doormats out there. This is not the intention that Snoop had, but hey if the context works then why not go for it. Find It Here.
#14 It’s Always Happy Hour Up Here
#15 Zero Fox Given Doormat
Now, if this doormat just made you scratch your head in confusion then you are a beautiful cinnamon roll. If it made you cackle then, my dear sinamon rolls, you already know that you and the doormat that gives zero fox belong to each other. It’s a match made in heaven. Find It Here.
#16 Bring Pizza & Peonies
Ladies, if you love your peonies with a healthy dose of pizza on the side then this doormat is the right one for you. If you want to be as straightforward as possible about your wishes then the best way to do it is to write it on your doormat. What other way is there? Communicating? Nah, doormat it is. Find It Here.
#17 Leave It On The Doorstep
Age is a state of mind, not the body. So if you already feel like a grumpy old man shaking a fist at the state of the world, then this unwelcome doormat will help you live your life in peace. Or maybe you’re just a 7-year-old that is Home Alone in need of a pizza. Either way, the doormat works. Find It Here.
#18 Come Back With A Warrant
Wouldn’t it be funny if police came to your house? No, let us finish. Wouldn’t it be funny if police came to your house and saw this doormat? That would be the most accurate and funniest doormat usage ever. Might not be that funny for you but at least it would eliminate unnecessary communication. Find It Here.
#19 Home Is Where My Dog Is
No matter how poor your people skills are you can be sure of one thing: your dog will always love you just the way you are. So there’s really no surprise that your dog would be associated with home, just like the doormat states. It’s simple logic. Find It Here.
#20 She Doesn’t Even Go Here
If you don’t know where the phrase comes from you really need to watch Mean Girls, asap. This is one of the most iconic phrases from the movie which only makes this specimen one of the funniest doormats for the fans. Find It Here.
#21 Come Back With Beer
If you were looking for doormats with attitude, did you really expect to not stumble upon this classic? This welcome mat is as straightforward as it gets: bring beer or go home. All that’s left is to see whether someone will actually listen to those directions. Find It Here.
#22 Hold The Door
Now, if you’ve never watched Game of Thrones, this phrase would just seem very appropriate for a doormat. Because, you know, door and doormat. But if you are a fan of the series you are probably already bawling with big ugly tears in your eyes trying to hit the “Add to Cart” button. Find It Here.
#23 Chewie We’re Home
Are there Star Wars fans here? Of course, they are everywhere. This phrase was used in one of the most emotional moments of Star Wars: The Force Awakens. Let’s just hope you feel the same way every time you come home: happy, and finally at peace. Find It Here.
#24 Doorbell Broken Door Mat
You know what the funniest doormats do? They prank your guests, apparently. Just try to invite someone over, hide in the bushes with a camera and wait until your guest would be desperate enough to yell “ding dong”. The video would be absolutely priceless. Find It Here.
#25 Beware Of Our Guard
Funny doormats are great, but if you want to go for something more tamed and you are currently in the possession of a dog, we’ve got something for you. This doormat will gain more hilarious points if your pooch is a tiny little thing that can only reach your ankles. Find It Here.
#26 Welcome To Maaa House
Continuing with an animal pun trend comes this doormat.
You can rest assured that every time someone would stand by your door the welcoming sentence will be read in a sheep’s voice inside their brain. Find It Here.
#27 Oh Sh*t Not You Again
If you’d rather stay put on the couch or bed rather than face any visitor by the door, this doormat is your soulmate. Someone really has to be well-endowed to stick to their guns and wait you out after facing such a warm and welcoming message on the doormat. Find It Here.
#28 No Pricks Allowed
You gotta love the puns, the most sophisticated and often underappreciated form of humor. Just wait until someone confronts you about this doormat and you can feign doe-eyed innocence. “The word “pricks” has got double-meaning? Well, I would have never thought of that!” Find It Here.
#29 Sick Of People Walking Over Me
Now, this is one of those unique funny doormats that combines a pun, motivational statement and/or apathetic attitude. The pun is easy to spot. But maybe facing your doormat every day would give you the guts to be more assertive in life. Or only push you to crawl under the blankets. Your call. Find It Here.
#30 Winter Is Coming
For a Game of Thrones fan, is being called winter a compliment or an insult? Well, it is long-awaited throughout the show. But it’s also greatly feared, at the least, and hated, at the most. It’s up to you to give this doormat it’s true meaning. Find It Here.
#31 Nice Underwear
It’s not often that you come across such weird doormats as this one. Well, why don’t you impose this creeper of a doormat onto your guests? This guarantees more than a few laughs over this Comic Sans sporting charmer. Find It Here.
#32 May Not Leave Sober
If you’re the soul of every party or are famous for your mean cocktail-making skills, this is the doormat for you. The doormat itself is extremely eye-catching and the message itself, well…Let’s just say people will soon start coming by more and more often. Find It Here.
#33 Awesome Dad Lives Here
This doormat is quite universal when you look at it as a gift. It could be a sweet Father’s Day gift that will certainly make your dad preen. It could also be a good-luck kind of gift for a fresh baby-daddy. Or you could get it for yourself as a pat-on-the-back kind of reward for all the parenting you’re doing. Find It Here.
#34 You Are Here Map Pin Doormat
Let’s hope that anyone who visits you knows where they are exactly. But if they don’t, leave to your funny doormat to be a cheeky little bugger. Who would’ve thought that navigation jokes would be so amusing? Find It Here.
#35 Nasty Women Welcome
Wanna get more political with your doormats? Sure thing. Now, for someone who’s out of the loop in terms of recent political activism, this doormat might be hard to understand. All you need to know is that it involve President Trump, Planned Parenthood, and art. Find It Here.
#36 Be Our Guest
This Disney-inspired doormat not only does a great job of welcoming guests in your home.
It will also definitely set them in a great mood, as Lumiere’s epic song starts making its way through their minds. Find It Here.
#37 Poop Emoji Doormat
Funny welcome mats can, of course, feature some sophisticated puns or cool quotes. Or they could just sport a poop emoji.
Why? Because an emoji is worth a thousand words, puns, and sentiments. Find It Here.
#38 Can’t Talk Busy Napping
There are people who can sleep through everything, whether it’s the neighbours having their way with an electric drill or a doorbell sound. Either way, it’s only polite to warn unexpected guests that you’re surfing through dreamland at the moment. Find It Here.
#39 It’s Gin O’clock
Yes, puns and poetry, let’s get this party started with this awesome doormat. Just lay it out before your housewarming party, ask everyone to bring gin, and amaze them with your telepathic doormat. Find It Here.
#40 Pardon Our French
Now, if you don’t necessarily comply with social standards of “not swearing” it’s only polite to let people know in advance. This cool doormat will do that for you in the most sophisticated way. Swirly font and all. Find It Here.
#41 We’re Serving The Bottle You’ve Brought
You know those people that you invite over and they come empty-handed as the most oblivious freeloaders? Well, if modern doormats are good for anything then it’s giving them a subtle hint that such practice is not welcome in your household. Find It Here.
#42 Back That Grass Up
Do you know what this strange doormat references? If yes, then congratulations you’ve served as a witness to one of the most awkward decades, the lovely noughties. Now you can enjoy this sophisticated pun and one of the funniest doormats. Find It Here.
#43 Won’t Turn Music Down
Say what you want, but there’s a special sadistic pleasure to be found in playing your favorite music on full volume for your neighbors to hear. They might not appreciate it, but hey, take it with the doormat, man. Find It Here.
#44 Goat Away
We still maintain that the funniest doormats are the ones that combine puns, animals, and grumpy misanthropic messages. Oh look, that’s another one. Want to send people off even before they ring the doorbell? Don’t worry, Mr. Goaty McGoatface will do that for you. Find It Here.
#45 Ring Bell Win A Dog
Some people adore visiting their friends that have a dog. The minute step over the doorstep, you can get a lapful of fuzzy excited dog. This doormat would definitely bring in more guests of that caliber, no doubt about that. Find It Here.
#46 Babysitter Knock To Apply
Parenting is a wonderful thing, yes. But even parents need a break once in awhile. So if you’re looking for the unfortunate soul to take over the babysitting duties, this doormat can do a better job than any headhunter out there. Find It Here.
#47 Wine Required For Entry
This might not be one of those unique doormats that use well-crafted puns to ask for booze. But it’s as straightforward as it gets, asking for the good stuff right away. Your guests will have no excuses if they show up empty-handed. They have been warned, after all. Find It Here.
#48 Push It Real Good
Want to get a song stuck in your guests’ heads and have an awesome doormat? Say no more.
This funny doormat uses both lyrics to the Salt-N-Pepa song and a witty naughty pun. How can you resist it? Find It Here.
#49 Welcome To The Nut House
It takes special courage to admit that your life is a bit nuts. But to celebrate it you can buy this cool doormat. If someone doesn’t get the joke, well…At least they have a cute squirrel to look at. Find It Here.
#50 Run! Doormat
Who would’ve thought that such a short word can induce so much paranoia? Want to make your visitors feels as if they’re in The Walking Dead universe about to be jumped by zombies? Try out this cool doormat and enjoy the show. Find It Here.